Monday, January 24, 2005

'bodo' free, dedicated to a nurse in SMC

halo...

this incident happened to me one fateful sunday morning.......(at kolej melati)

it was an ordinary sunday morning, and i was in my deep slumber..zzZzZzz....suddenly, a heard a knock at the door. and then it went again..and again.... so i got out of my bed and opened the door..there, stood hajar, drenched in sweat... catching her breath, she said... " nina, nak pinjam kereta wani... nurul jatuh.. dier sesak nafas......"


jeng jeng jeng..... amacam intro?! suspense? haha, baik bace sampai abeh pasal nantikan, si polan tu.................hehe

so, kitorang satu bilik naik gabra....and to cut the story short, and SWEET, we all got dressed so sempoi-ly in the nick of time and rushed to SMC(the two clinics that we went previously were closed- 24hours konon, cheh!)..and when i said sempoi, i really mean sempoi.. for me, no BRA, no cellphone, no ID, not a penny..pendek kate, sehelai sepinggang


then we reached SMC...sent nurul to ER and we waited......and waited......and waited again...(haha) when asked, the nurse simply replied, "tengah bagi rawatan"...little that we knew, there was not a doctor attending nurul, for quite a long time...

unsatisfied, i went in to see her....ok, that time, there 'was' a doctor and that @#$%^&* nurse.... she was giving nurul some kind of i'm-not-sure-what-it-was-but-it-was-white-and-cream-ish thing....so when the doc left, i asked curiously to the nurse, with the most polite manner you could ask for, "ape tu"...and u know what she replied, as cold as ice........"OBAT".....pang! for goodness sake, i know it's ubat, takkan lah racun ke, baje ke, pasir ke.......bengong!! kalu setakat nak jawab ubat, baik tanye budak PTS je.. i was hoping she would explain, " oh, ubat ni namenye blablabla.. saye kasi ubat ni supaya blablabla, sebab pesakit ni blablabla....", u know, something to expect from a nurse... bukan ape, nurul ni ade gastric, and sebagai budak yang pernah belajar BIOLOGY mase form4&5, kat sekolah SAINS dulu wahai cik nurse oi, saye nakla try apply ape yang pernah blaja..not to belagak whatsoever, tp kira education..kalu gastric, perut berasid, so there's a chance mende putih yg nurse kasi nurul makan tu is susu magnesia, which is, alkali, to me-neutral-kan pH level dalam perut nurul..

dah tu, saya tanye nurse tu lagi, still in a polite manner, kenapa takde doctor (referring to tempoh yg sgt lame kitorang kne tunggu doctor dari tadi)....lepastu tau ape dier jawab?...... dandan ni lah rase cam nak korek bijik mate nurse tu....dier ckp "SIAPE KATE TAKDE DOKTOR? KENAPA KAMU CAKAP TAKDE DOKTOR? YANG MERAWAT TADI SIAPE? BUKAN DOKTOR??

eeeeeeeeee......geram sangat sangat sangat... nak sepak sangat kalu ikut kan hati... BODO. i know, u would probably say, alaa, laser je balik nurse tu...macam bagus sangat...tu laa, now that's one thing i regret. i should have laser dier cukup2, bia dier rase.. baru jadi nurse nak belagak macam some kind of bigshot..tapi, at that time, i just took her crap and shut up.. baik, nak bwat camne..hehe..entah mane pegi guts, kalu ngan family, pandai pulak nak MENJAWAB... hehe....lastu, nurse tu blah n mengadu kat staff lain n doctor tu....minah pot!!

later, doctor tu masuk n asked a few questions to nurul and explained, patiently and at least with more empathy... rupenye, nurul tu ade hyperventilation..content of oxygen dalam darah byk sgt, so kene inhale slowly.. lepas doctor blah, saye borak2 ngan nurul.... tak perasan, rupenye kat blakang saye, tercegatlah boyfriend nurul yg hensem n kaye, berpakaian serba hitam.... ape lagi, saye mengundurkan diri dengan sopannya join bebudak lain kat luar n give 'them' some time alone....

this one, i'm not so sure when it happened, but my friends overheard...there was a time, the nurses were reluctant to give treatment to nurul...and guess for what reason......."ala, takde details la pasal budak ni..yang tau name dier nurul... ala, diorang ni semua budak-budak uitm je"

adeke patut cakap macam tu?? kitorang taula kitorang semua pakai compang camping.... dah name pun emergency... kenapa, ingat kitorang tak mampu bayar untuk treatment?? and even if kitorang tak dapat nak bayar, tak boleh ke nak kasi treatment jugak... kalu serious melibatkan nyawa cammane???

luckily, nurul's boyfriend yg hensem dan kaye tu sampai on time...dier laser staff kat ctu.... "kenapa service lambat? ni kan PRIVATE".....rasekan....hahahah(gelak evil)
oh, and that nurse, bukan je cari pasal ngan saye, ngan boyfriend nurul pun nak cari pasal jgk...
mase nak balik, bf nurul tanye la ..." dah settle? ade ape2 lagi?" dier cakap dah.....by the time kitorang nak blah, nurse tu cakap kat bf nurul, "oi, tanak amek bill/resit ke" dgn nade yg sgt poyo...lak-e-lah.. tadi kate dah settle sangat...ni yang best ni..nak tau ape bf nurul cakap.... meh saye cakap..." EI, AWAK NI, KENE BELAJA SKET, CAMMANE NAK JADI NURSE!"

yeay, nurse tu kene laser....... dgn seorang lelaki yg hensem... kalu dier tak terase jgk tak tau laa.. saye rase, pompuan mmg cam tu.. kalu pompuan lain yg tegor, misti impact dier kureng sket, tp kalu laki dah fire, nak nak plak laki hensem, mestilah tercabar sket keAYUan, if there's any.....

yang best tu, mase nak balik, kitorang saje je nak tayang kereta kat nurse/staff kat SMC... bukan ape, diorang ingat kitorang ni sumer takde duit nak bayar konon..kasi diorang tengok bf nurul bawak kete ape......korang nak tau kete ape?? nak tau???

dier bawak Honda Prelude yang siap dah di-modified dgn gempaknye...colour orange...mmg sgt gempak and lepaslah kalu setakat nak masuk dalam cerita fast and furious..betul tak tipu... saye tade gambar nak prove... yg saye ade gamba pun, pakaian compang camping saye ke hospital... sebijik macam pengemis tepi jalan... t-shirt hogeh, seluar bunga2 kat koyak kat tuuuuuut, tak pakai bra, pakai tudung tak pakai serkup, pakai selipar jepun yang original punye jepun(tapak putih, tali biru), dahle muka baru bangun tido, tak gosok gigi, muka oily..hahaha... kalu rajin, saye upload...... mmg sgt horror.........tp, taknak la, sebab memalukan diri je......tp, nnti korang tak dapat tgk pulak......tp malulaa.........tp, ape salahnye........................tp........tengok lah nanti

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