mother's day

halo...

kaklong n i spent our weekend without our parents. mak had to go to a kursus and abah went on a camping trip (yeah, trust me). anyway, now they are back, but everyone is too tired to go out to celebrate mother's day. even kaklong is suffering from 'sakit mata'. her eyes are so red that nenek says "mata kaklong kau dah merah macam cili hidup'. kikiki. but this sister of mine, as always, will not miss the oppurtunity to manipulate the situation....."ala, kaklong tak boleh pegi beli goreng pisang, kaklong tengah sakit mata....."..."ala, tolongla bla bla bla, kaklong tgh sakit mata".....cheh

speaking of goreng pisang, nenek mengidam nak makan goreng pisang petang tadi. she asked me to go and buy her some. ketika itu, asyik menonton telebisi, i was extremely malas to go out that i gave stupid no-good excuses to nenek. "ala, nek malasla".."nina takut takde jual, hari ni hari ahad".."macam nak hujan je".."sikit lagi la, kitorang beli mase mak nak balik nantila"...nenek didnt say a thing and went to the kitchen. nenek makan roti cicah milo (kot). "nenek merajuk ke?" i asked. nenek cakap, "naik bosan aku pagi petang makan roti je".. owh, btw, my nenek is a diabetec, she cant eat everything under the sun. her diet only include nasi, lauk2 simple, roti, n makanan2 sederhana. but she has always loved goreng pisang..

so i put on my scarf and walked to the goreng pisang stall near 7E. sambil menunggu keropok lekor fresh turun dari kuali, saya dok peratila makcik yg jual goreng pisang nih..anak dier pun ade skali kat gerai tu, sekali sekala curi makan cekodok pisang dalam bakul. i watched both of them. 'rajinnyer makcik ni kerje hari ahad'..'dah la mother's day'..'hmm, nak cari rezeki'..urat-urat dan otot-otot di tangan makcik ni show how hard the woman has worked dan itulah character tangan seorang wanita bergelar ibu (chewah, agak puitis). ntahla, kengkadang hati saya cepat tersentuh, just by looking at others, esp yg nasibnya tak sebaik saya. yes, i know, people dont need my sympathy, besides, ntah2 diorang sendiri dah cukup happy ngan hidup diorang sendiri.

lepas bayar, i said 'terima kasih'..then i added "Selamat Hari Ibu". makcik tu mula2 cam tekejut, pastu dier senyum. i left the stall feeling happy. i hope those three words will make her day, cause it definitely make mine.

selain itu, to my own mother, SELAMAT HARI IBU jugak. (yes, my mother does read my blog. that's why my entries banyak yg sopan2 n tak terlampau censored..muahaha)mmm, sori la kalu selama ni nina byk sakitkan hati mak.. mak tau kan nina sayang mak, banyak sangat.. sebanyak pasir di gurun sahara, sebanyak bintang di langit.. mm, tula, tatau ape nak cakap dah. mm, kalu nina slalu menjawab tu, anggapla i'm just voicing out my opinion, not in a good way. n kalu nina buat tangan macam burung2 mase mak tengah 'beleter', anggapjela nina tengah excercise tangan.. kalu nina kat rumah tergedik2 n terkinja2 (tak sgt kan?) menari2 depan tv, anggapla nina tengah exercise..mm, nina tau nina punye tuut besar, tapi mak punye lagi besar..muahaha.. nina tau nina suka kasi "HAAA" kat mak, itula cara nina bermanja-manjaan ngan mak. lepasni, nina kasi "haa" lepas gosok gigi... hihihi.. mm, mak patut rasa beruntung sebab ade anak secomel nina (walaupun mak tanak ngaku n suka lebihkan anak orang lain...hihi).. mm, sorila kalu nina rase asyik nina je nak betul..nina minta ampun jugak kalu nina slalu cakap "nina tau lah" mase mak bagi nasihat, tak kesahla pasal ape2 pun, esp mase nina tengah drive.. nina bukan ape, nina dah besar, and still learning. kalu mak selalu nak ingat kan nina, and cakap ape kene buat, cam mane nak buat, nina rase cam mak tak caya kat nina.. nanti nina rase cam nina ni bodo sangat n IQ tercabar.. tapi, nina tau, mak, seperti ibu2 lain kat satu dunia ni, wants the best for your children.. but, i need to make my own mistakes to learn, and when i turn to you after a mess, the last thing i need to hear is "i've told you so"..

adeh, jiwang gak yea paragraph di atas.. tak sangka nina nangis mase type ni...isk isk..owh mommy poko pants, i love you. (mane ade anak orang lain kasi nicknames cute2 kat mak diorang? kan? kan mark bondy? kan MOMO? kan mark johnny? mak akan jawab...."YES NY-NIOOOTS".. "you is gone where?".."what was you done?".."she am folded the cloth".. "owh, the cleanse ones?".."no, the dirts.."......muahahaha...
mane ade mother-daughter lain yang cakap totally BROKEN-into-pieces ENGLISH...
"you alls go and took your bathe after de function at the junction".."I is wanted to go slept.."wells, its depend..." muahahahahaha.. cis cis cis, fail IELTS nanti....

cukupla tu ye mak.. once again, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

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petang tadi mak n abah balik cam agak serentak. kami sekeluarga dok lepak2 tgk tv cerita p ramlee (ibu mertuaku) sambil melantak goreng pisang.. best n kelakar la cerita zaman dulu2 ni.. kitorang kalu tgk cerita p ramlee memang mulut tok le diam, cakap script sesama, dah hapal, maklumla, tengok dah berpuluh kali.... kengkadang, kitorang buat script sendiri... contohnya abah tadi

p ramlee: "tuan doktor, wajah isteri tuan doktor, saling tak tumpah seperti wajah isteri saya"

dr ismadi: "iya2. barangkali pelanduk dua serupa"

abah: "tapi tuan doktor, isteri saya bukan pelanduk......."


muahahaha... saya pulak suka run through the script ngan ain.. tak kesah la cerita hape, tapi yg best, koleksi bujang lapuk...

ni antara yang best:

"butang baju aku mana pah?" - madu tiga

"AMPAT RIBU DARHAM"- tiga abdul

"siapa la sangka cempedak menjadi nangka, nujum pak belalang, hey nujum la temberang, ala la la, ala la la, ala la lallalalalala.."- nujum pak belalang

"bapak saya baru kirim duit, dari HONG KONG"- seniman bujang lapok

"kopi semalam"- masam masam manis

"aku mati dalam iman"- ali baba bujang lapuk

"ini namanya, pensel kontot"- pendekar bujang lapuk

"ec-cobaan...hai mambang tanah mambang air mambang api mambang angin...ec-COBAAN"- pendekar bujang lapuk

sbenanye byk lagi yg saya hapal, esp sumer cara cara aziz, sudin, n ramli baca surat dari ros, dlm pendekar b lapuk, tapi takkan nak tulis sumer pulakkan? okla, tuleh sket..."ajis baca, bunyi syair, saya baca bunyi arab, ramli baca, tak bunyi langsung!"

muahaha