Thursday, June 17, 2004

attack of the rats

halu....

it's around 10am and i've already:
1.siang ikan
2.sapu rumah
3.siang sayur

hehe..quite an accomplishment eh considering i'm still on holiday? i feel like moping the floor later..and scrub my bathroom and do something with my chamber..see, at times, i can be highly motivated to do the house chores, that is, when i'm not forced to..not that much of a lazy bum..today is the 16th of june, and tomorrow will be my registration day for the third semester..haiyo, cepat yarr? and our class will start on monday.. so, i dont think i'll be updating my blog daily(not that i'm actually doing it now), just cross my fingers that i can do it once a week, since my schedule is quite tight this sem, i guess, but hey, i'm still going to come home every week, of course to watch konsert akademi, so, no problem at all to send new posts..what am i complaining about in the first place anyway?

ju called just now..she wanted to stay at my house until sunday, because, as i've mentioned, tomorrow's the registration day, and she's from johore and all, so, dier nak tumpangla pendek kata...

okay, i stopped writing a few minutes to help my grandma..see, our neighbour at the back of our house, chopped down a tree a few days ago, and the aftermath wasnt good. hehe. some batang pokok were left in the drain..so, nenek was like "apela orang ni.. dah buat kerje tanak kasi habis.. tengok air longkang tak jalan. meh nina, tolong nenek angkat batang pokok, taruk kat blakang sana. nenek tak larat nak buat sorang".. so, there, i gave her a hand..but that's not the point.. the main objective of this whole paragraph is actually to write about my grandma..she's an extremely hardworking person and steadfast in doing everyting, i mean EVERYTHING. true..sometimes, her kerajinan yang tahap melampau tu, makes me look and feel totally the opposite of her, which is, malas, but everybody nows that's not true, right? "zarina kan rajin, kan, kan?"hehe. and, there are loads more good qualities in her that lack in people these days..hehe. plus, she is sooo CUTE, tak tipu. ask all my friends yang pernah datang my house, or have seen her.. people always say, "eh nina, nenek awak comel laa...", and of course, i would reply "hmm, biasela tuu...tengok cuculaa..." hehe. so, itu dia , the story about my nenek.. cayang nenek..

now, about kemas rumah. when i was sweeping the floor just now, as always, i found some 'souvenirs' from mickey. owh, how i loathe thee?!?! remember, in my previous entry, one of the things that i'd like to write was my top 5 most hated animals whatsoever.. well, of course, tikus mendahului carta, simply because, they smell nasty and bring no good to humankind.. then, cicak, lipas, nyamuk dan binatang2 lain dalam households yang, walaupun tak sebesar mane, tapi cukup mengganggu ketenteraman and kebahagiaan.. see, i prefer tapir or penyu, sebab, these animals tak mengganggu hidup..and owh, skunk is way better, because....it's nowhere within 33804km radius from my house.. talk about rats.. haiyo.. if i was given the chance, i will kill them cold-heartedly without any mercy..yup, i've done it before, so why not do it again.. hehe, i remember the incident clearly..actually, they were 2 of them which died, in the hands of zarina.. wuargh ha ha (gelak evil).. hehe, one of them was in my school, and another one was at home..and i'm taking about 'murdering' with bear hands,people..... okaylah, with the help of batang penyapu and other gadgets, hehe, but NO mouse trap, because i would miss the fun then...

so, the first one, happened when i was in form 5. our hostel was going through a major overhaul since science muar was to be the host for PPM(piala perdana menteri) the coming year. owh yes people, i went to science muar(2001-2002) and was the headgirl!! hehe..okay, staight to the point....a piece of land in the hostel area was to be transformed into a 'lovely garden'..so everyday, the students had to plough the soil and do other gardening stuff.. what we didnt realise was, the untouched-before land, was actually the home for the rats... hehe, not just the ordinary rats, but i reckon they were tikus mondoks considering how ganas and brutal they were...i think you could guess by now, what happened right?? yes, we had the rats-attack!! and, me and some friends were the unluckiest victim ever.. i told you about being the headgirl right? hmm, me, my assistant(nas), the secretary(zetty) and treasurer(camp)[all the prefects high council] were given a special room called the BGP(bilik gerakan pelajar), and this was where we stayed, not the normal dormitary anymore.. see, this BGP was not the most strategic room..it was on the ground floor( nobody stays at ground floor because it was for the surau, bilik tv,bilik basuh and whatever bilik yang lain). and the fact that it was situated at the end of the hostel building, near to the gate, and betul2 sebelah laluan nak pegi ke aspura(asrama putera/laki), really didnt help..hmm, we (the four of us, penghuni BGP)had to cover ourselves from head to toe, everytime we wanted to get out of the room..biaselah, dok asrama. naqibah pun slalu bagi usrah/tazkirah," tutup aurat kalau nak kuar dari dorm.....bla bla bla...tutup lah dengan ape2, towel ke....bla bla...",and the other topic all the naqibahs liked to preach about was , ehem, the 'girl stuff'....ala, pasal period la...teringat kat cerite my friends about mende yang jadi kat asrama diorang pulak..row-call and such..way terrible than my school... hmm, i'm not complaining because i know tanggungjawab seorang muslimah...this, remind me about one thing i've done.. dulu, punye la nak cover kepala masa nak gi toilet, and i was desperado at that time, i used a GAYONG to cover my head..hmm, cant remember if i ever used a BALDI???hehe.. but that's not the point..owh, for the people reading, my story here do have a point.. remember, i was writing about the rats and BGP???(now i know what made me drag all the way to baldi..it was BGP)...okay, since the room was the nearest to that garden, our properties had to pay the price..hehe.. btul, tikus2 mondok tu berleluasa kat dalam BGP.....okay, one more story nak melencong sket..dulu, everynight, after prep, the prefects jual karipap and nasik lemak..kitorang jual on behalf of sorang pakcik nih, and amek commission sket(amboi, business minded nyer?!:))...so, of course, BGP was the port....


back to the rats-attack....ade la satu hari ni, kitorang kemas BGP, jumpe karipap bawah katil..buduh!! then, banyak lagi menatang nih buat.. dier makan my shirt..bengong tak?? of all things nak makan?? tikus tu amek baju kat bakul baju kotor, pastu seret sampai kat ceruk tepi lemari, pastu makan baju?? come on laa, baju??? okay, habis lah my shirt kat lengan berlobang-lobang..yang malu nyer, baju tu slalu kene pinjam...you see, not semorang (girls ) at school ade long-sleeved white shirt..yang slalu ade ialah the prefects and librarian... pastu, kalu ade any competitions like kuiz, or bahas or choral-speaking or whatever, sekolah misti nak hanta representatives yang smart, so mesti kene pakai shirt and blazer... and, you can guess by now kan?? orang suke la datang BGP nak pinjam shirt putih..pastu, hmm, i had to explain..."awak nak pinjam ke baju kiter ni?? belubang2 tau kat lengan dier.....itu tikus suda gigit. kene pandai2 cover tau...."..can u imagine the humiliation..not to forget, baju tuh banyak jugak kesan capuk/hangus pasal we had a really lousy iron.. hehe..so, the originally white shirt, had some 'batik-print' and some holes...versace must be frustrated coz i beat him with that..poyoss...

one fateful night, after returning back to hostel from prep, we decided to spring-clean the BGP.. they were at least three rats (dengan anak-anak skali)..that was IT...they had crossed the limit...so, itu la kije kitorang berempat malam tu... the hunt for the rats...susah siot nak keja, lari sini, lari sana...kitorang alehkan almari, tarik katil, tolak locker and what not... pastu amek batang penyapu and we trapped one silly+stupid rat.. some managed to get away, but one had its last breath that very night.. kitorang kepung tikus tu ngan penyapu, and ketuk skuat-kuat hati...sambil tu menjerit tanda kejayaan....owh, the smell of success.. actually, kitorang jerit agak kuat tau...dahlah BGP tu dekat ngan gate where boys memang slalu lalu lalang...so they knew about it..haha.. dah mati tu, sorilah nak tanam kau, tikus....we just sapu and biarkan tikus tu dalam longkang and hanyut...... hahahahahah.... padan muka...!!! evil tak??

owh, the second tikus at my house died in almost the same way.. kalau the fist one, i used teknik 'kepung and ketuk', the second one, it was slightly different, 'kepit and ketuk'... hehe, abah did his fair share in helping me clean up the mess....

hmm, banyak kan mengarut??... anyway, i have lots more to write because lately, i often reminisce my school days, and yeah, the stupid stories that tag along.. later yarr?!?!

btw, last night i dreamt of pontianak...maybe the clon of pontianak harum sundal malam.... this is not the first time people...since i watched the movie, the pontianak had visited me quite a few time in my dreams... is it some sort of a sign??? am i one of them?? are they going to get me?? haha

last night, my friend aiman smsd me....he said i look like diana degarmo...weird?!?! or is it she's the one who looked like me because after all, she's only sixteen, and i'm like what, nineteen.( sept 11)...hmm, compliment ke ape tu?? i know i've been chubby and put up weigth lately, but........owh, what the heck!!! ntah2, silap kasi msg.....


later, alligator!!

1 comment:

Jaja&reg said...

huhu.. best best.. mari membunuh tikus..